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Our favourite story from the world of football this week. Big Howard Webb wouldn't have taken this shit. He'd have choked slammed him back...

"Paraguay soccer player Jose Pedroso received a 27-game ban for attempting to choke a referee during a Chilean second-division match. The governing body of Chile's professional league handed down the penalty on Tuesday. It said the Rangers defender was banned 20 games for attempting to choke referee Marcelo Miranda, five for a second attempt and two for the red card Pedroso received that ignited the outburst.

'I'm not the least bit sorry,' Pedroso said in the Chilean newspaper La Tercera."