I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

American geography lessons = work needed...

Check this out. At first we thought the US news network above was simply being shockingly lazy, failing to label South Africa over its rightful position at the bottom of Africa (funny that). Only, a closer look reveals that they've not even picked the correct continent, and instead gone for the one just below them. Genius.

Altogether now... "I'm Ron Burgundy?"