Football fashion...with the French national team

Clearly, the Greek financial meltdown that has most European countries feeling the pinch hasn't quite been felt at the French FA. For they clearly had few issues shelling out a wedge on bespoke France Football skiwear for the squad's high altitude training in the Alps.

Still, while the kit will probably only be used for three days before being tossed away with Raymond Domenech's empty box of Just For Men, at least they look merveilleux. They look like a cross between a Gap advert (if they did skiwear, obviously) and a futuristic revision of the Shackleton expeditions.

And you just know that, someone, somewhere, is going to shit themselves when they mistake Djibril Cisse for a yeti.