Struggling with subtlety at the best of times, there was no doubting what Merse thought of that one...

Football fashion...with Richard Keys

Hairy hands - check. Eerily square head - check. Passable grey jacket - check. Iffy salmon shirt - check. Skinny tangerine tie - er, check? 

Presumably Dicky Keys spilt some coffee on his original tie earlier in the day and was forced to raid Jamie Redknapp's wardrobe - for one of his cast-offs. Closet Blackpool fan? Retro 80s Tango freebie? Proof that Keys is colour blind? God knows, but it means he can now take his place alongside such sartorial greats as Mike Phelan, Martin Keown and Dean Windass. Take a bow son, as one annoying colleague might say...

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