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#10 Bolo Zenden
Sunderland v Spurs
3rd April 2010

Tis a funny name, Bolo. It sounds like a clown. Or a character from a Samuel Becket play (lar dee dar). In fact it's neither. Instead, it's the nickname of Sunderland's 33-year-old Dutch winger Boudewijn Zenden, who, up until yesterday had spent his first few months on Wearside doing a passable impression of a weeble - waddling from side to side for a few minutes, fairly pleasant to watch, but after a while you realise it's all a bit pointless.

Only it turns out this weeble has a volleying technique to rival the greats, and we take it all back Bolo. Eat your heart out Van Bazza...