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Football fashion... with the ever understated Didier Drogba

"It's a fucking disgrace", as Drogba himself once said. Wearing tea cozies and garish New Era baseball caps (yeah, that's right, we're down with the kids here at ToePoke) is one thing. Rocking a shiny blue, Byker Grove-style puffer jacket with what seems to be peacock feathers on the hood, however, takes things to an all-new sartorial low for Drogba. And that's certainly saying something, ladies and gents...

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