'All of these sackings is such pain. There is no-one left to help me push this weeks' wage home'

85

The number, of people, who lost their jobs at Portsmouth FC today, most of whom were on less than 20k per year. The players, who earn up to 80k per week, didn't even consider the possibilty of a pay cut of their own in an attempt to save the jobs of their grossly lower paid colleagues.

That, ladies and gentleman, is a very sad fact.