The scene they had to cut from Twin Peaks for being too weird...

The 1990 World Cup was notable for two things. England actually had a half decent tournament and their World Cup song, World In Motion, wasn't actually that bad. Ok, that total knob-head Keith Allen sang on it (the second worst thing he has produced after his daughter Lily) and John Barnes' rapping was truly awful. But, all things being equal, New Order put together a good tune.

The same can't be said for this truly weird creation. Some old woman who looks like Scary Spice from Bo' Selecta and a human ferret with a pony tail have recorded their own Carling Cup final song in support of Aston Villa. It's not only difficult to listen too, the old woman's hip-hop style makes Barnes sound like Biggie Smalls, it's even more difficult to watch. We really hope the relationship between ferret man and Scary Spice is strictly professional...