Steve Martin's successor was just as annoying. Smaller nose though...

Our camp colours correspondent Jack Rivers hearts Ashley Cole...

They say it takes a real man to be able to pull off pink. Well, in the context of the above photo, make of that saying what you will. This week, apart from trying to save his marriage, Ashley Cole will mostly be wearing a truly heinous, '80s style, pink cashmere (possibly silk) mock turtleneck shirt.

Judging by the line running up the middle, however, it looks like he's got it on inside-out. Was Cheryl not around to put your clothes on, Ash? Twat.

The really depressing thing though, is the fact that he probably paid more for this piece of shite than I earn in a year. Oh, and that it might well have been made by some little Indonesian kid in a sweatshop...

PS - since she's in the photo, it would seem rude not to link to the reason Twitter is great: @CherylKerl