"Barca-bound" Cesc, back in the days when he was lead singer of popular boy band A1...

1,386.
 
The number of seperate occasions, pre-presidential election, where a "Spanish newspaper" will claim that Cesc Fabregas has an agreement in place to join Pep Guardiola's lot.
 
That, you white hanky waving ninnies, is a fact.