This. Is. Brilliant.

Observe, ladies and gents, why lower league football will always, that's ALWAYS, be better than that shitty Premier League nonsense. Just listen to Peter Taylor and presenter trying to "punditise" this goal at boggy Colchester:

"It looks like there may be a mound of sand there"

"...is it his standing foot?"

"...no, no it looks like his kicking foot, and he's tried to kick it away, must be uneven."

MUST BE UNEVEN? Blimey there are no flies on 47-clubs-managed-looks-like-a-fox-Pedro Taylor are there?

And as if it couldn't get funnier, at the end there's yet more slapstick with a mascot running straight into a big pole. We know what you're thinking - this video would be the best thing ever invented on this great earth, if only it had the final piece of the jigsaw. That being an overweight, shit-haired, below-average ex-pro famed for being offside a lot standing right in front of the action shot.

...hang on, is that? IT'S ONLY FUCKING DON GOODMAN! That's it then, greatest video ever.