This isn't any football panel. This is Tesco's Finest football panel...

Football fashion...with the chaps from Football Focus

Whereas most of today's elite footballing fraternity can be seen rocking poncey man bags, equally shocking designer t-shirts and the most hideously distasteful bling, it seems that the Football Focus lot are doing their best to keep things real. Problem is, keeping it real can make you look like a right twat sometimes. Case in point? Lee Dixon, Martin Keown and, of course, Mark Lawrenson.

Where on earth do they buy their threads from, for Pete's sake? Our guess is the sale rail at Tesco. Why do the Beeb's wardrobe folk let 'em get away with what can only be described as a sartorial abortion? And, worse still, what they lack in the style department, they certainly don't make up for in punditry skills...