It's the long-awaited return of our piss-poor bets...

Apologies for our long absence from tipping, we'd like to tell you that we've given it up as a New Year's resolution, but that would be a lie - as one look at our Betfair balance would prove. Still, we should've probably been in touch about our tenner on Egypt to win the African Nations at 10/1 before the tournament, which is looking peachy at the minute. Nonetheless, nobody likes a smug post-event punter, so we're back with our bets this Saturday, providing you with a weekly betting scapegoat...

Four-Fold

MK Dons

Leeds

Liverpool

Sheff Wed

£10 wins £55 (get half our stake back if it doesn't come in with Betfair)

Cheeky double

Barnsley

Scunthorpe

£2 wins £38

Mental accie (8 x .25p Seven-folds)

Nottm Forest

Tottenham

Aston Villa

West Ham

Barnsley

Ipswich

Wolves

Newcastle

£2 wins over £5k for all eight, about £300 for seven.

Fancy punting on any of this lot? Well don't blame us if it doesn't come in. Actually, do. Send us your e-shit here toepoke.net@gmail.com