Anyone missing this tart yet?

If you haven't yet stopped laughing at the fact the big greasy clart was sent off for lashing out at Malaga defender Patrick Mtiliga at the weekend, or even at this excuse that it wasn't his fault because "he's a little guy...and that meant I caught his nose by accident," then you might find his recent comments a tad chucklesome. You see, it seems Our Ron thinks he's become some sort of bastion of English footballing morals:

"It was a shameful decision to send me off for that because all I was doing was trying was to hold the player off and it's because I was educated not to dive and cheat in England. I was just a kid when I arrived at United and in the Premier League I was taught that trying to con the referee and play-acting are not acceptable. Now I get really angry when I see other players cheating."

Righto Ron...