Dom Joly didn't have the balls to ask Eric for his phone back...

Footballers agents say the funniest things...

BBC Football, January 6th 2010:

Sheffield United defender Matthew Kilgallon is set to stay at Bramall Lane until the end of the season, according to his agent Paul Masterson. Masterson told BBC Radio Sheffield: "We sat down and decided we're happy at Sheffield. We could end up in the Premiership and reassess things there." Masterson added that Kilgallon wanted to put transfer speculation behind him. "We sat down with Kevin (Blackwell) and Sam (Ellis), who he has got great respect for, and we said let's just draw a line under it."

BBC Football, January 21st 2010:

Sunderland have signed defender Matthew Kilgallon from Sheffield United on a three-and-a-half-year contract.