'Did I just see something move under there Mr. Camoranesi?'

Juve player manages to fool Italian customs officers yet again...

This month Juventus' Mauro Camoranesi will mostly be wearing a hat the late, great Bob Marley seemed to have put in the washing machine in error. Mauro sees this stretched woolen number as great opportunity to facilitate his two great passions in life. Firstly, it manages to cover the hair he has been growing since birth in an attempt to win the 'naturalised Italian footballer with the longest locks - 2018' title.

Secondly, it allows him to smuggle babies into Italy who do not have a passport who will go on to work in his factory making ridiculous plastic jackets with shoulder pads, an example of which he is also wearing this month.

Mauro, we salute you and wish you good luck in your future hair-growing/baby smuggling/sweat shop endeavours.

Many thanks to those wonderful people at the Football Ramble for the kind use of this pic. Check out their weekly podcast, which is undoubtedly one of the world's finest.