Cheryl Cole: The newest celeb Twitterer. Possibly...

It's your latest Twitter round-up...

This week, Darren Bent is indulging in some Wesley Snipes action, England's cricketers are having their say on Burnley's woe and Mark Bright has been watching too many Carry On movies. But our current favourite accounts are Cheryl Cole's (Cheryl Kerl) and Gary Caldwell's (GaryCaldwell5). And we wouldn't dare spoil the fun by suggesting that they may just be, cough, fake...

DBTheTruth (Darren Bent): Another night watching a wesley film. White man can't jump tonight.

JimmyAnderson9 (Jimmy Anderson): Looks like Brian Laws! Got a horrible feeling this could be the start of a bad run. Five managers in the next 18 months! Hope I'm wrong.

robertearnshaw (Rob Earnshaw): Barcelona play the game as it should be.Total football.FC Sexy-Lona.

jamescollins29 (James Collins): Vinnie is mugging Alex off so bad,its funny!!

GaryCaldwell5 ("Gary Caldwell"): Now that I'm Premiership, I'm looking forward to my shot on Jordan.

MarkBrighty (Mark Bright): OMG, when I prayed for a few more inches last night, i didn't mean SNOW...

CherylKerl ("Cheryl Cole"): Ah asked L'Oreals if mei new product wuz tested on mice an the telt uz na, the used rats. Well aall reet cos rats iz dorty.

Swannyg66 (Graham Swann): apologies for repeating myself, my blackberry is behaving like a turd, or as jimmy might say 'doing an owen coyle'

simonbirdmirror (Simon Bird - Daily Mirror): Just got email promoting stab vests in England colours for fans travelling to #2010 #SouthAfrica #worldcup! scaremongering or what?

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