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This week we're relieved to see that it's not just us who Phil Dowd is irritating, Puma show off their cracking array of African Nations kits, and Umbro get in on the act with Dazza Bent's dynamite new foota boots...

Off The Post
The chaps at offthepost discover Andrei Arshavin's hidden past as a Vinnie Jones impersonator.
http://www.offthepost.info

Puma Football
The African Nations is only a few days in but already it's gone a bit mental – it's certainly not a market you want to be betting on if you value your cash. Anyway, at least those talented Africans are looking dapper.
http://www.pumafootball.com

Dirty Tackle
Once again it's Arsenal's mouthy little Russian. This week he's complaining about English traffic wardens. Power to Andrei...
http://www.dirtytackle.net

Who Ate All The Pies
Micah Richards might yet become a half decent footballer again if his recent performance is anything to go by. But at least if he doesn't, snowballing Robinho will rank as a career high.
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv

Umbro
“Darren Bent is fast as lightening, Darren Bent is red and white, when he gets the ball he scores a goal, he's fucking dynamite.” Just happens to be the sweet little ditty Mackems sing to the only Bent in Sunderland. So Umbro have made him some lovely little boots to commemorate.
http://blog.umbro.com

Off the Post
We saw this on Wednesday evening, and got mildly irritated by it. Why the need for the theatrics Phil Dowd? Then we thought maybe we were being a bit arsey. Then we caught it again here, and we've decided we weren't. Phil Dowd – grade A tool.
http://www.offthepost.info

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