Mad ferret...

Football fashion...with Mike Phelan

Tonight Mike will mostly be sporting a trooper-green Parka with wildfire lion fur, circa 1995. He compliments the look with standard-issue Manchester United red tie and white shirt.

And shiny bald head.

We're sure you'll all agree, he looks the tits.

Seen anyone else worthy of making appearance in our new Football Fashion section? Let us know here toepoke.net@gmail.com.