We've got a deep-sea diver on a four-fold today, and we fancy it...

Shakin Stevens, he was a laugh wasn't he? Also, a bit of a bullshitter. "Snow is falling, all around us, children playing, having fun." Maybe so Shaky, but if those children have no local football team to go and watch because the sodding snow has had their game called off, then we'd beg to differ about the "fun" part to those lyrics.

Anyway, it means today that there's already big games called off at Blackpool and Cardiff, not to mention a whole host of League Two fixtures. So our weather warning today isn't to watch your step, it's to make sure you don't frustratingly back a game that's been curtailed by the white shit from the sky. So fingers crossed our four-fold, which we're pretty confident about (always a worrying sign), will not be affected:

Today's accie

Watford
Nottm Forest
Hartlepool
Leeds
£5 wins £98

Cheeky punt

Fernando Torres to score first v Pompey
£2 wins £8

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