Zlat's the way to do it...

#3 Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Xerez v Barcelona
2nd December 2009

It can be a bit confusing when Barcelona play in their away top. It's bright orange and they look a bit like Dundee Utd. Thankfully they don't play like Dundee Utd. Fresh from showing the Galacticos from Madrid 'who da man' (Swedish translation: Jag kan inte tro att du kontrollerat att) Ibramimovic shows once again why the Camp Nou club paid 20 million euros plus Samuel Eto for him.

He may occasionally resemble a giraffe on rollerskates but the guy can play. This week's nonchalant chip is another to add to his back catalogue of ridiculously good goals. He does look a bit weird, however, when his diminutive teammates come to celebrate with him. It is probably what he would look like if Middle Earth had a football team and they sold their precious ring to raise the money to buy him.

Worldy: To complete a worldy is to complete something of world class. Usually referring to something of sporting importance and of great ability but can also refer to anyone who has just produced something of great skill. Eg - "I just scored a worldy of a free kick" (Urban Dictionary).