Fraizer Campbell's house of horrors

It's your weekly twitter round-up...

This week, Darren Bent (surprise, surprise) is tweeting about his teammates and car breakdowns, Robert Earnshaw is somewhat behind the times, James Collins loves his middle-of-the-road BBC comedies, and Tim Lovejoy and Stan Collymore demonstrate the type of high-calibre journalism they're renowned for...

DBTheTruth (Darren Bent): Can't believe frazier campbell has newspapers for curtains what's going on (see pic above right)

timlovejoy (Tim Lovejoy): Feels like Chelsea are the best team in Europe at the moment, you all agree?

DBTheTruth (Darren Bent): And I just found this in his house. What a strange dude (see pic above left)

robertearnshaw (Rob Earnshaw): Michael Jackson was going to rip it up in his This Is It concerts.The guy is the best there ever will be. R.I.P.

jamescollins29 (James Collins): Gavin & Stacey....fucking brilliant,reminds me of home!!

MarkBrighty (Mark Bright): Recording a christmas single looks a goodie so far

StanCollymore (Stan Collymore): If any if you predicted Hull 3 Everton 0 at half time I'll eat my snot.

bguzan (Brad Guzan): vote for my boys girlfriend Jamie Lee to be the next victoria secret angel, www.vsallaccess.com.

DBTheTruth (Darren Bent): Can't believe I broke down middle of tyne bridge with no petrol

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