American goalie invents new completely useless penalty-saving technique...

For years now we have been hearing that it is only a matter of time before the USA become a force in international football and win the World Cup. Granted, they have performed decently in the World Cup in recent years and the way they dish out regular spankings to El Salvador and The Seychelles is mightily impressive.

But every so often, something like this pops up from across the Atlantic and it only serves to remind you that those crazy Yanks still haven't quite got it as far as football, proper football, is concerned. Quite what the goaile hoped to achieve with this little stunt is beyond us. He is like a cross between Bruce Grobbelaar, Nadia Comaneci and a total bell-end. It should also be noted that they are still playing on one of those horrible plastic American football pitches, not even bothering to take the goal down. And it looks like 'SEAWOLVES' is written on the pitch. What the hell is a Seawolf?! What chance have they got of winning the World Cup if they are too busy inventing animals?

Anyway, fair play to the scorer - his name is probably Brad Lantern-Jaw - for 'owning the keeper'. Or as we like to say over here 'taking the piss right back out of the stupid ball-bag.'