Darren admitted that it was probably a better option than Frazier Campbell...

More action from the Twitterati, cos we're down with the kids...

Darren Bent's been tweeting again (does he do anything else? answer: no). And when he's not revealing who is to partner him upfront since Big Kenwyne is out suspended for gouging Herita Ilunga's eye out (he's blind now don't you know?), he's passing his expert view on NBA basketball. Cos that's what the cool kids do you see.

So while we're off to wiki Patrick Ewing, we'll let you peruse some of the best of the rest footballing tweets this week. Keep an eye out for Danny Gabbidon's dodgy accusations, Brad Guzan going mental, and Tim Lovejoy being a berk - for a change...

DBTheTruth (Darren Bent): Lebron james is my favourite player in the league but kobe is the BEST. To damn slick and everything looks so easy for him

timlovejoy (Tim Lovejoy): @pauldalglish how much Rafa spent? I'd Give the job to your dad asap.

swannyg66 (Graham Swann): "use firework holder, light fuse and retire to a safe distance" does not mean stick it in a plant pot and put in on the shed roof. carnage.

BGuzan (Brad Guzan): start of a new week

robertearnshaw (Rob Earnshaw): If john and Edward on x factor win I am joining Simon cowell and leaving the country to play in America.

jamescollins29 (James Collins): has anybody got 2 spare groins and a left hamstring please,i left mine at Goodison Park yesterday!

therealgabbidon (Danny Gabbidon): What a player Zavron Hines is gonna be i want some of what hes taking! x

OK, we know Graham Swann is a cricketer and not a footballer. But the guy is too good to miss out...

We're pretty shit at tweeting regularly, but when we do it's memorable. Honest. You can follow us here: twitter.com/ToePokeNet