A bit like twatting Mark Ronson in the face with a rusty iron, playing football professionally is something we've long dreamt of doing, but we're never like to get the chance.

So instead we watch it on TV and piss away our hard-earned cash on silly bets. It hardly seems fair but there's no denying it's fun while it lasts. So we continue to do so this week as we pick yet a couple of accies and a treble. Once again, apologies in advance for anyone foolish enough to follow our tips...

Treble (three draws)
Hull v Wigan
Leeds v Charlton
Morecambe v Shrewsbury
£1 wins £36

Accie
Palace
MK Dons
Leeds
Newcastle
Spurs
Burnley
Wolves
£1 wins £143

Away accie (five away wins)
Cardiff
Ipswich
Boro
Forest
Wigan
£1 wins £122