Stephen Fry: Norwich Firm hardnut...

That's right, we're on Twitter 'cos we're really cool and stuff...

What the hell are we doing on Twitter you may ask? Firstly because we're nosy and want to know exactly what Phil Schofield is doing every second of the day. But also because our techie guy thinks it'll improve hits, or something. So we thought we'd have a regular feature highlighting some of the best "tweets" that happen to make us giggle. Which, as we've discovered, will be basically everytime Graeme Swann posts.

Darren Bent: I can't believe I'm in a restaurant with my dad and newcastle fans are pulling moonies at the window what is going on ha ha

Graeme Swann: intriguing, the ginger one from girls aloud has made another appearance in my dream..no gimp suit this time though.

Stephen Fry: Norwich City scrape a point at Gillingham. On that bombshell I'm off downtown for LA Opera's Siegfried. More Wagner. Well...rude not to, eh?

Only Stephen Fry could get Wagner and Gillingham Football Club in the same sentence....

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