We call this a Barnes-dance. Chortle...

Because Barnesy is good at some stuff...

Far be it for us to jump on the Barnes is shit at management bandwagon, we here appreciate that, while some people do have their flaws, we must also praise their strengths. So completely ignoring John Barnes's hilarious, sorry, not-so-great managerial record, our very first Videode (see what we did there?) celebrates all things great about the former Liverpool and England winger.

You'll be relieved to know Channel Five presenting is not included...