"Let's resolve this argument on Twitter". Is probably what he should've said...

*via Twitter...

You may not be fans of Twitter, but despite the backlash, we find it a bit of a chuckle. Particularly when celebs go a bit OTT, presumably when they're a bit pissed. A bit like a text message, you can't undo them you see, which can make for entertaining viewing. Then there's Stan Collymore, who, like in real life, is rarely short of an opinion.

So when he began a rant about Alan Hansen's BBC wage, it must have struck a chord, because he just wouldn't ruddy stop. Remember the point of Twitter - 140 characters, and that's it. Someone forgot to tell Stan, though, and we sensed there might have been a bit of needle behind the rant. So we told him. And, well guess what...

Cheryl Cole: The newest celeb Twitterer. Possibly...

It's your latest Twitter round-up...

This week, Darren Bent is indulging in some Wesley Snipes action, England's cricketers are having their say on Burnley's woe and Mark Bright has been watching too many Carry On movies. But our current favourite accounts are Cheryl Cole's (Cheryl Kerl) and Gary Caldwell's (GaryCaldwell5). And we wouldn't dare spoil the fun by suggesting that they may just be, cough, fake... [More]

Fraizer Campbell's house of horrors

It's your weekly twitter round-up...

This week, Darren Bent (surprise, surprise) is tweeting about his teammates and car breakdowns, Robert Earnshaw is somewhat behind the times, James Collins loves his middle-of-the-road BBC comedies, and Tim Lovejoy and Stan Collymore demonstrate the type of high-calibre journalism they're renowned for...

Darren admitted that it was probably a better option than Frazier Campbell...

More action from the Twitterati, cos we're down with the kids...

Darren Bent's been tweeting again (does he do anything else? answer: no). And when he's not revealing who is to partner him upfront since Big Kenwyne is out suspended for gouging Herita Ilunga's eye out (he's blind now don't you know?), he's passing his expert view on NBA basketball. Cos that's what the cool kids do you see.

So while we're off to wiki Patrick Ewing, we'll let you peruse some of the best of the rest footballing tweets this week. [More]

Stephen Fry: Norwich Firm hardnut...

That's right, we're on Twitter 'cos we're really cool and stuff...

What the hell are we doing on Twitter you may ask? Firstly because we're nosy and want to know exactly what Phil Schofield is doing every second of the day. But also because our techie guy thinks it'll improve hits, or something. So we thought we'd have a regular feature highlighting some of the best "tweets" that happen to make us giggle. Which, as we've discovered, will be basically everytime Graeme Swann posts.