Filtering out the dross from Thursday's papers, and collecting it all in one juicy bundle...
Today Rafa is being personally abused by BMI-scrutinising Romanians, Bobby Manc is on the verge of his first British press roasting, and proof the Sun had to file their copy nice and early last night...
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Welcome to Wednesday's best...
In today's rags, Martin Keown is clearly on something, as is Burnley chairman Barry Kilby, and Harry is wheeling with no dealing... [More]
Snow day no. 2 of the week means yet another look at the rags...
Gary Neville's obvious retirement, Alex McLeish's bucket of foreign wonga, and the cackstorm brewing over Fratton Park are dominating today's newspapers... [More]
Snowed in? Or "snowed in"? We know your game, we're doing the same. Which means you get an all-too-rare dose of Today's Rags...
With January now upon us, despite Premier League managers seemingly not giving a shit about the window, the papers are full of transfer news. Oh the joy... [More]
Friday's flights of fancy from the beloved English and Scottish press...
Sparky wants yet more midfielders to watch the game go by, Craig Levein rates Dundee over his country, and Jamie Carragher is still England's ninth-best defender... [More]
Say hello to Tuesday's nonsense...
Cesc Fab reckons the Arse are too gnomey, a fat Brazilian is on his way to East London, and Tony Pulis likes to fight in the buff...
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The midweek crock from the dailies...
Today the rags can't even be convinced by their own Gabi Agbonlahor headlines, Harry's making more eyebrow-raising signings, and Big Av is set to return...
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More chuff from the dailies...
Today the rags reckon that former Rangers midfield sniffer Rino Gattuso is heading back to these isles, while the Mail are spunking out rubbish by the placenta-load...
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