Football fashion...with the French national team

Clearly, the Greek financial meltdown that has most European countries feeling the pinch hasn't quite been felt at the French FA. For they clearly had... [More]

'You'll be able to photoshop this, won't you...?'

Football Fashion...with Drogba and Ronaldo

There is a theory that those blessed with one amazing talent must have a reduced capacity in some other area of their mental self. Mozart was brilliant at music but struggled with financial affairs. Van Gough was a great painter but an absolute nutcase who chopped of his ear way before he even decided to blow his face off with a shotgun. [More]

Yorkie: Not for girls. Or epileptics...

Football fashion...with Dwight Yorke

This weekend, Dwight was mostly wearing...er...well, we'll be damned if we can explain this one.

Top marks though - anyone who makes Jamie Redknapp look less of a twat deserves some sort of credit surely?

Seen anyone else who look like they've been dressed by Gordon Brown with his right eye closed? Let us know at toepoke.net@gmail.com or on Twitter @ToePokeNet

Struggling with subtlety at the best of times, there was no doubting what Merse thought of that one...

Football fashion...with Richard Keys

Hairy hands - check. Eerily square head - check. Passable grey jacket - check. Iffy salmon shirt - check. Skinny tangerine tie - er, check? 

Presumably Dicky Keys spilt some coffee on his original tie earlier in the day and was forced to... [More]

"Oh behave!"

Football fashion...with Josep Guardiola

Well, would you believe it, uber cool Barca gaffer Pep Guardiola has made his debut in the fast-becoming-famous* ToePoke Football Fashion section. We're as shocked as you are. Usually so trendy in his dugout that he makes Jamie Redknapp look like Russell Brand, Pep is the only man in football capable of... [More]

Floral pinnies - don't be seen in Cardiff without one...

Football fashion...with Cardiff City's Joe Ledley

Social networking eh? Other than laughing at drunken photos of your mates or cringing at, er, drunken photos of yourself, it causes nothing but trouble if you ask us. "Who's that girl you've just added as a friend?" she'll ask. "I thought you were ill last night, why is there a picture of you in the pub?" and so on and so on.

So Cardiff's Joe Ledley is probably cursing the world of Facebook after his missus decided to upload a picture of him dressed in a beautiful floral print pinny (click [More] to see the full outift - you won't regret it). And he's probably even more gutted that... [More]

From video camera to TV, to phone camera, to computer, to Youtube, to football blog. The wonders of technology eh?

Football fashion... with the ever understated Didier Drogba

"It's a fucking disgrace", as Drogba himself once said. Wearing tea cozies and garish New Era baseball caps (yeah, that's right, we're down with the kids here at ToePoke) is one thing. Rocking a shiny blue, Byker Grove-style puffer jacket with what seems to be peacock feathers on the hood, however, takes things to an all-new sartorial low for Drogba. And that's certainly saying something, ladies and gents...

Seen anyone else who deserves a place in the forthcoming ToePoke catalogue? Let us know here toepoke.net@gmail.com.

Steve Martin's successor was just as annoying. Smaller nose though...

Our camp colours correspondent Jack Rivers hearts Ashley Cole...

They say it takes a real man to be able to pull off pink. Well, in the context of the above photo, make of that saying what you will. This week, apart from trying to save his marriage, Ashley Cole will mostly be wearing a... [More]

This isn't any football panel. This is Tesco's Finest football panel...

Football fashion...with the chaps from Football Focus

Whereas most of today's elite footballing fraternity can be seen rocking poncey man bags, equally shocking designer t-shirts and the most hideously distasteful bling, it seems that the Football Focus lot are doing their best to keep things real. Problem is, keeping it real can make you look like a... [More]

Deano: cack-chic...

Football fashion...with Dean Windass

This month Deano will mostly be wearing a matching jacket and tie combo. We particularly love the jacket collar which is a tad too large for the rest of the garment, and, of course, the colour. Which can only be described as dog cack-chic. Or at least that's how we're labelling it anyway.

All-in-all, it's a great effort Deano. We look forward to its next outing.

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