Tracy Island got the "Pimp my ride" treatment...

Gorillaz are back. And we've got copies of their album to give away...

Rejoice, it's competition time folks. We've got five copies of the record the world has been waiting five years for. Nope, not Don't Stop Believin' by those disturbingly cheery Glee folk, but Plastic Beach by Gorillaz. Cue the blurb:

...by Ronaldo (the original).

Is not a self-help book hitting the stores any time soon. Oh how we miss his blissful disregard for political correctness. Dunga - call him up!

Fancy a go at a caption? Then email us here toepoke.net@gmail.com or have a go in the comments section below. The best one wins a prize.*

*Probably just a CD or something, so don't spend too long on it...

Perfect for those of you who can't be arsed to go out and buy Christmas presents...

We've yet more footballing goodies to giveaway, this time it's a football ipod holder/charger thingymebobby. We'll leave it to the experts to explain:

We're just throwing the albums out there!

Our old muckers at Shoot Music are sending yet more top albums our way, and because we're not cool enough to listen to them, we're hoying them straight over to you. This time it's Jock Rockers Biffy Clyro, copies of whose new album 'Only Revolutions' we have to give away.

What the hell is a Snow Patrol anyway?

God knows, probably a posh name people who work on gritters use to describe their jobs. Anyway, let's not overthink this - cos we've got some ruddy freebies to give away!

Win the album and check out the new video, Mr Nice

The Chemists have been confirmed as special guests of the recently reformed Brit - Rockers Skunk Anansie on their forthcoming European tour.   This will coincide with the release of The Chemists debut album “Theories of Dr Lovelock, which is released on November 2nd, through Distiller Records. We have album copies to be won!

More musical goodies to giveaway...

OK, so our headline it slightly misleading. You won't actually win The Cribs or Jamie T, but instead you'll win their respective new, highly-acclaimed, albums. What would you do with an actual band anyway? They're messy and they swear a lot. Your mother wouldn't be happy.

Anyway, we've got a copy of The Cribs new album, Ignore the Ignorant, and also Jamie T's new album, Kings & Queens - both ruddy ace by the way - to give away to ten readers. [More]

Thanks to Shoot Music!

Shoot Music, the PR cupids who put music and football together in one sexy lovenest, are the chaps responsible for the dandy interviews with the music world you find on this very website. Not only that, but they're also generous enough to send us some goodies every now and then. This time they've got a stash including a Kasabian T-shirt, a BBR T-shirt, 10 albums and some Eminem mints that we're throwing out as a competition for one lucky winner.
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