The swift trip to A&E left Dave regretting abusing Rochdale's new turnstile system...
ToePoke's Jack Rivers helps us in our quest to find the 99 things that have long gone from our beloved game...
To nasal strips, bog rolls, proper drop balls and northern names you can now add well-designed footas and matches in the slippy white stuff...
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Branislav? Anton? Kenwyne? What's wrong with Len, Stanley and Archie?
Chris Keeley chips in with more things we no longer see at football matches...
To nasal strips, bog rolls and proper drop balls, you can now add northern names, Jamie Redknapp's humility and great tannoy announcements... [More]
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Continuing the countdown...
Already we've brought you bog rolls, pervy mascots and proper drop balls. So, as Pete Tong used to say back when he wasn't 62 and uncool, we continue...
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Now THAT, tache fans, is what you call face fuzz...
Continuing with the 99 things you no longer see at football matches...
Last week we brought you bog roll missiles, pervy mascots, perms and retro floodlights. And the list continues here..
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It's the feature we'll no doubt regret starting...
Football, it's great isn't it? At least, the majority of time it is. Yet you'll always get the cynical old bastards who'll insist that it's not as good as it used to be. Well guess what, we're that old bastard, so here we give you the 99 reasons why. It's the brilliant stuff we no longer see at football matches...
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