JT: "Influencial" (sic)

And the retrospective bad idea of the year award goes to...

...Riviera Entertainment PR firm for releasing this advert for their client a few months back. Though they only narrowly beat Daddies Sauce, who awarded him the Dad of the Year title in 2008. He's got three-year-old twins.

And that's about all we're going to say, because we've seen the injunction and it's pretty scary - not that we have any assets to freeze mind you. But we have met big JT before and have a canny little anecdote. Wanna hear it? Send us an email at toepoke.net@gmail.com with your favourite nickname for Terry in the subject header, and we'll get back to you with an email chock full of words like "allegedly." Because we're wusses...