Following our big win, The Oracle returns...

This bet is called the "back to earth with a bump" punt. Enjoy...
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He's not just a really red Scottish man. He's also a big ruddy Romantic...

Who'd have thunk it? Ferglar is a lover after all. In the press conference ahead of United's stroll in the park against Wolfsburg, he confessed that he likes his players to get married, urging a very embarassed young Jonny Evans to do the same. Young Jon just so happened to have his girlfriend in the media pack, and hilarity ensued.

Fergie eh? What a card. Or just a stubborn old bastard set in his old fashioned fuddy-duddy ways. You decide.

Oh, ok, we will. It's the latter.