Kakha by name...

Poor Kakha Kaladze. Not only does he have a name that sounds like a Borat catchphrase, but the Georgian captain made his return to competitive football this weekend following seven months out of the game in a World Cup qualifier against Italy. Returning from a knee injury, Kaladze was a key figure in Georgia's defence as the home side held Italy for 57 minutes as the match headed towards a goalless draw - a result that would've been Italy's fourth consecutive match without scoring and one that would have dented their automatic qualification hopes for next summer's World Cup.

Enter *cough*AC Milan's*cough* Kaladze, who not only scored one of the best own goals we've ever seen with a thundering diving header, but then bettered it ten minutes later with a half-volley Gianfranco Zola in his pomp would have been proud of. See his first above, and click on read more to see his corking second.