"Oh behave!"

Football fashion...with Josep Guardiola

Well, would you believe it, uber cool Barca gaffer Pep Guardiola has made his debut in the fast-becoming-famous* ToePoke Football Fashion section. We're as shocked as you are. Usually so trendy in his dugout that he makes Jamie Redknapp look like Russell Brand, Pep is the only man in football capable of... [More]

It's the worldy interplanetery of the week!

#9 Lionel Messi
Zaragoza v Barcelona
21st March 2010

"Tonight, I saw Diego Maradona. But at more revs per minute. There are no words left to describe him – he is interplanetary. We could have... [More]

Cristiano was sure Wazza would appreciate his Christmas gift...

Think football couldn't get any more sordid? Welcome to Catalonia...

The Virgin Mary, Three Wise Men, the sweet baby Jesus, and Cristiano Ronaldo taking a dump in the corner. Spot the odd one out from a typical nativity scene? Well in Spain, or more specifically Catalonia, there isn't one...