Struggling with subtlety at the best of times, there was no doubting what Merse thought of that one...

Football fashion...with Richard Keys

Hairy hands - check. Eerily square head - check. Passable grey jacket - check. Iffy salmon shirt - check. Skinny tangerine tie - er, check? 

Presumably Dicky Keys spilt some coffee on his original tie earlier in the day and was forced to... [More]