Well you try and find a picture of David Craig without resorting to this...
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The percentage of Newcastle fans who would prefer to have Andy Carroll in their Premier League starting XI (“cos wah back in tha big tyme lyke ye kna”) ahead of... [More]
Andy and Steve ruddy loved the Bigg Market on a Friday night...
Stephen Roberts talks Newcastle. Like.
Just as last season's dismal drop from the English top tier seemed forgotten, everyone's favourite comedy club outside of Jongleurs hit the headlines for all the wrong, but bizarrely belated reasons.
Andy 'more shit barnets than Liverpool circa 1982' Carroll has left Steven 'England U21's till I die' Taylor needing what sounded like a Kanye West-esque jaw reconstruction (insert piss poor 'through the wey aye' gag). Not content with... [More]
99 things you no longer see at football matches (8)