The Premier League. The best league in the world.  Every weekend millions across the globe are huddled around their TV’s to watch the superstars of the game work their magic.

The long-term unemployed use a big chunk of their dole money to pay for a subscription to Sky, money that could be used on necessities like fags, crispy pancakes and bingo.  The street children of the slums of Brazil stop sniffing petrol-covered rags for a couple of hours to watch the games on TV through the window of the Favela drug-lord’s house. Chinese dissidents come out of hiding to sneak to the local pub, risking capture and being electrocuted in the face for calling the government ‘bum-holes’, just to see Premier League players in action – in the best league in the world! It doesn’t get any better than this!